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1 ½ cups of Patience
2 tablespoons of Elbow Grease
1 Pound of Courage
1 ¼ cups of Tolerance
Dash of Adventure.

Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat and sprinkle ever so lightly with money. Knead dough until payday.

Season with international spices. Baste with a lot of good memories and friendship.

Bake for twenty years or longer until done.

Serve with pride!

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